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In “Onion-Worthy” News, Major GOP Candidates All Pledge To Be Hard On Porn

A headline that is surely Onion-worthy, but Romney, Santorum and Gingrich have all decided the issue is important enough to pledge to commit to stricter enforcement of obscenity laws.

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Santorum Gets Huffy About His Google Problem

Obviously, Google cannot censor search results specifically to please one random politician, but Rick Santorum feels that the automated monopoly is part of some pernicious conspiracy to embarrass him. 

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Rick Santorum Thinks Abortions Just “Traumatize” Rape Victims

Santorum has said abortion should be flatly banned, even in cases of rape or incest, and doctors who perform abortions should face criminal charges. Last week, Rick Santorum took it up a notch.

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