• prochoiceferret

    Man: “Hey, babe. You look like a stimulating occasion for orgasm.”

    Woman: “Would you like my intimate treasure of fertility?”

    Man: (pulls out condom) “I’d like to sacrifice it on the altar of sexual freedom.”

    Woman: “Let’s enjoy a night of no consequences.”

    (they exit, stage right)

    (curtains)

  • jessicawyant

    As s liberal newlywed, I felt the need to read this article to my husband.  I added my two cents, stating “What if I don’t want you to be a baby maker?  What if I just want to use you for stimulating occasion for orgasm?”  He replied, “I’m OK with that.  It’s my favorite way to be used.”

    Though, I guess we’re working just as hard as “the gays” to destroy marriage – We were coworkers, then we were “friends with benefits”, then we were just friends (no benefits), then we became a couple who dated and slept together for over 5 years before getting married in a non-religious ceremony.  We’ve been married 3.5 months now and I’m not pregnant yet, so we’re doing our best to destroy the sancity of marriage, one unfertilized egg at a time. 

  • wolfwytch

    ProChoiceFerret, you are an absolute joy! Thank you

  • give-em-hell-mary

    “we’re doing our best to destroy the sancity of marriage, one unfertilized egg at a time”

    LOL! — that’ll make some pedophile priests’ heads explode with holy horror!

  • give-em-hell-mary

    Because you know the only kind of non-procreative sex doggedly defended by these pompous perps is that between themselves and unwilling altar boys or paid hookers.

  • jruwaldt

    You said “dogged.” Of course, with the reference to altar boys, that isn’t so funny. Anyway, we need all the “stimulating occasion[s] for orgasm” we can get!

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