Siri Now REALLY Wants You To Have An Abortion [PARODY]

In light of the public relations disaster for Apple after the news broke that Siri, the “helper” ap on the iPhone, had a serious blind spot when it comes to women’s health, Apple promised the problem was just a bug and would soon be fixed.

Well, maybe they went just a little overboard in the fixing. Meet the new Siri.  She really wants you to be able to access abortion services.  Badly.

new siri

Be sure to read all of Siri’s helpful suggestions here.  Just avoid asking her questions about baking.

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  • beenthere72

    Ba ha ha ha!  Too funny. 

  • sschoice

    Choice.  If only there was an app for that.


    Tell ’em we said that.


    Thanks. :)


    —southern students for choice, athens