Birth Control “Options”: Just Like Tex-Mex?


Recently, a public interest
group with no anti-choice agenda that I’m aware of filed a petition
with the FDA requesting that the contraceptive patch be pulled from the
market,
saying that the
patch’s uneven distribution of hormones that varies from woman to woman
made it too dangerous for use.
Without getting into the debate over whether or not the group, Public
Citizen, successfully made the case in their complaint, I can say that the whole situation
has highlighted a situation in contraception development that I’d
like to call the "Tex-Mex Factor". In Texas, we make cracks about
how the diversity of the cuisine called Tex-Mex is an illusion: it’s
all rice, beans, cheese, meat, tortillas and chilis, and you just call
it different names depending upon how you roll it. That’s fine if you like
those ingredients, but if you don’t like tortillas, for instance,
you won’t find much to eat in Tex-Mex.

Women seeking a contraceptive
method that’s effective, reversible, and doesn’t require you to
fiddle with devices in the middle of a sexual encounter seem to have
a myriad of options: the pill, the patch, shots, implanted devices,
cervical rings. But like with Tex-Mex, it’s all the same thing,
just called different names depending upon how you roll it. All these methods
are variations on the original earth-shaking and still controversial birth control pill.
It’s great if you’re good with hormones, but like a person who wants
Tex-Mex but doesn’t like tortillas, you’re out of luck if hormones
don’t work well with your body (IUDs have filled in the gap for some women, but they are uncomfortable to insert and still
have a bad reputation, despite huge improvements in the technology.)

Most adaptations on the hormone
theme are driven by the question of how to conquer the problem of inconsistent
use, which is no small problem. As a recent Guttmacher report
shows, half of women who
intend to avoid pregnancy put themselves at risk every year through
inconsistent contraception use.

And the pill, for all that it beats the shot and the patch for dosing
women just right, also lends itself to inconsistent use. Taking
a pill every day at the same time can be hard to remember to do, and as the report shows, big life changes that mess up your daily
schedule–moving, a job change, or a personal crisis–makes it even more difficult to keep a consistent dosage routine. The beginning or
end of relationships also present an opportunity for inconsistent
use. When transitioning from "coupled" to "single" in either direction and the frequency of your sexual contact changes, a daily pill can seem like a mismatch for your needs.
I can attest
that when you’re single and not getting laid a whole lot, you begin to wonder why you’re bothering to swallow a pill every day.
If you remember it, you do it for the same reason you get dressed every
day even when you work at home–a combination of optimism and propriety.
(Read the whole report and the PDF as well,
because there are many more reasons for inconsistent use I don’t delve into
here.
)

So clearly, getting women to
use their contraception more consistently is a major priority.
The fact that drug companies try to address the problem by developing variations on the
pill geared towards giving you less opportunities to
screw it up is a good thing. Still, I can understand why some women who
can’t use hormones get annoyed when faced with this illusion of diversity.
Why can’t we have something that’s like the pill in terms of ease of use
and effectiveness but that works differently than fiddling with hormones?

The short answer is, not to
be facetious, that we’re lucky to have the pill. We live in
an era of so many earth-shattering inventions that we sometimes forget
you can’t just snap your fingers and get a new one. At the time
of its invention, the birth control pill was, like the vaccine, a godsend invention, and, like the vaccine, it relies on the body’s innate biological tendencies to work (vaccines depend on the immune system’s learning capacities, and the
birth control pill relies on the hormone levels which signal to the body not to
ovulate.)

The invention of the birth
control pill was such a unique and momentous event that this pill ended
up earning the moniker of "The Pill." You know, out of all
the pills in the world. Even the Bible rarely gets called The Book, and
needs the clarifying adjective "good." Erectile dysfunction
drugs have contended for the Most Famous Pill Ever throne (I’m detecting
a theme), but still not a one has laid
down a real challenge to dethrone that pill which we call The Pill.
If lightning hasn’t struck again to create a non-hormonal version
of hormonal contraception, should we attribute that to laziness or sexism on the
part of researchers, or the fact that coming up with something
even better might require a lot more knowledge and time than we’ve
had up until this point?

Of course, the entire discussion
around improving women’s ability to control unwanted pregnancy neglects
to include STD protection. This brings up a related question
about how hard it is to improve upon the already marvelous invention
of the humble latex condom. As with the pill, most condom
failure is user error, but unlike with the pill, you can’t fiddle with
dosage schedules in hopes of reducing the opportunities for inconsistent
users to screw it up. Next week’s column will be "all about condoms"
and what sex educators, condom sellers, and activists can do to encourage
people to use them right every time.

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